
May 4th
To all of you Star Wars fans out there, I just wanted to leave you with this thought, “May the 4th be with you!”

Yet Another Facebook Status Update Collection
So here’s another list of facebook status updates for your use
- BrothaStyle says I’m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and i’ll let you know.
- BrothaStyle thinks these internet scams must make it difficult for legitimate Nigerian officials to share huge sums of money with strangers.
- BrothaStyle asks: when setting the table, does the remote control go to the left, to the right or over the dinner plate?
- BrothaStyle got an e-mail from a woman that read, “I need you to come plow my field…. squeeze my melons…. touch my yams…and play with my peach!” I was getting ALL excited until I realized it was just an invitation to play Farmville…WTF!

- BrothaStyle has a dentist appointment tomorrow. Which means he has nineteen hours to do six months of flossing.
- BrothaStyle says I don’t know who’s apartment I stayed at last night, but I just showered here and their shampoo is PHENOMINAL.
- BrothaStyle imagines if every relationship he was in had a money back guarantee or at least a 30 day free trial.
- BrothaStyle says I just committed the perfect crime. I stopped paying my shrink. He took me to court. I pleaded insanity.
Incognito Mode

I am sure by now many of you a re familiar with incognito browsing that Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox have adapted. For those of you who do not know a thing about this mode, it is simply there to allow you to browse the internet without leaving any traces behind you; no cookies, no search history and no browsing history.

You can actually use it to keep your friends online while using their computers. I find it very impolite to have to ask somebody to log out from their favourite social websites (facebook) and emails (gmail, hotmail) just so I can check my own emails and social networks. Launching an incognito tab (ctrl+shift+p for Mozilla Firefox and ctrl+shift+n for Google Chrome) will allow you access your emails and favourite social sites without the need for your friend to logout for you. That way, not only do you get to access your favourite websites while keeping your friend online, you actually use a computer without leaving a trace! I find that very neat and a great tip to keep in mind the next time you visit a friend and want to use his/her computer.

Watch Live Online Air Traffic
By now you most probably have heard about the Icelandic volcano that has erupted earlier on. The ash cloud has forced many airports across Europe to ground its flights and close its entire airspace. Going across to FlightRadar24 you can monitor flights across European skies. This site basically receives live information from receivers and plots the flights as yellow planes on a google map. I think it’s worth having a look at.

Facebook Status Updates Collection
It has been a while since I last updated this blog and thought I would change that with a few facebook status updates for all you facebook fans out there. So here it is:
- BrothaStyle says living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
- BrothaStyle is wondering why books on “How to make women happy” aren’t displayed in the ‘FICTION’ section
- BrothaStyle met his ex at the gym. We didnt workout..
- BrothaStyle says it’s been scientifically proven that chocolate contains a shrinking ingredient. It shrinks your clothing!
- BrothaStyle thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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- BrothaStyle thinks Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
- BrothaStyle loves automatic doors. It makes him feel like a Jedi.
- BrothaStyle ™ is a registered trademark. All unauthorized reproduction and distribution will lead to prosecution.
- BrothaStyle had lunch with a chess player today. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
- BrothaStyle wasnt born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel
The Blowjob
I found this too funny not to share with you so here it is for all you old gamers. When it comes to blowing, everyone has their own ritual/technique in getting the job done. Heck, some of you went as far as banging it and slamming the damn thing wherever possible. What I’m trying to say is “How did you blow your Nintendo cartridge?” The following are descriptions of some of the known and more popular techniques used to get an NES cartridge to work.

The Blower:
This individual casually blows into his/her cartridge a few times before trying to place the game in their NES. After repeated failed attempts, he/she retires and finds pleasure elsewhere – often finding siblings or friends to keep his/her mind entertained.
The Harmonica Blower:
This individual is an exaggerated version of the blower. Rather than casually blowing into the cartridge, he/she blows into the cartridge in much the same way an individual blows into a harmonica. Usually, there is a set pattern to his/her technique which can vary depending on title. It is natural to discover saliva has escaped his/her mouth and onto the cartridge. If unsuccessful, he/she may retire or often resort to more drastic measures (see list below).
The Temperature Sensitive Blower:
This individual relies on temperature to get his/her games to work. He/She may blow hot air or cold air depending on title. It’s often important to insert the cartridge into the system as quickly as possible as to not allow either cold or hot temperature to escape from the cartridges opening. If the game does not load up, he/she may resort to using his/her mom’s hair dryer for added help.
The Alcoholic:
This individual does not rely on blowing. He/She often uses ear swabs soaked in alcohol from his/her medicine cabinet to clean the inner opening of the cartridge. While many wait and make sure the inside is dry before placing it into their NES, others swear the key to its success is to place the cartridge into their system while the cartridge is still wet. When both procedures fail, this individual may resort to cleaning the cartridge with other liquids (hydrogen peroxide, baby oil, water, etc).
The Banger:
This individual neither blows nor cleans his cartridge; instead, he slightly bangs or slams his cartridge on various household objects. Often, he/she may find banging the cartridge while inserted in the system leads to better results. If banging the cartridge on the system fails to work, he/she may resort to bang the game on the bed, floor, and in some instances, their younger sibling.
The Gamer:
This individual never gives up. He/She applies all techniques listed above while adding a few more to the list. When all fails to produce positive results, he/she applies all known techniques to the system itself, often resulting in undesired effects.

Nintendo Surgeon
via Beyond1infinite
Nexus One Goes Live!
So as expected, the Google phone has landed the market and you can order it for $529 unlocked or $179 locked to the T-mobile network. Just go to http://www.google.com/phone/ to get yours today
City Tours on Google Labs
Another great tool by google. Still on google labs as a demo but works pretty fine. The idea is you just head to the Google City Tours and enter your destination city and it will give you walking directions to cover important parts of that city. The best part of it is you can design your own tour too! Check it out, give it a try and let me know what you think.

New TSA Security Directives
So we have all probably heard of the failed terrorist attack on the flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day. Now some measures had to be implemented to combat this. The following is the complete text of the US DHS security directive as implemented by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is to follow. Please note that the following text has been copied word for word without any opinion or commentary from my side. Thanks to Runway Girl on Flight Global

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Transportation Security Administration
Aviation Security Directive
Subject: Security Directive
Number: SD 1544-09-06
Date: December 25, 2009
EXPIRATION: 0200Z on December 30, 2009
This Security Directive (SD) must be implemented immediately. The measures contained in this SD are in addition to all other SDs currently in effect for your operations.
INFORMATION: On December 25, 2009, a terrorist attack was attempted against a flight traveling to the United States. TSA has identified security measures to be implemented by airports, aircraft operators, and foreign air carriers to mitigate potential threats to flights.
APPLICABILITY: THIS SD APPLIES TO AIRCRAFT OPERATORS THAT CARRY OUT A SECURITY PROGRAM REGULATED UNDER 49 CODE OF FEDERAL REGULATIONS (CFR)1544.101(a).
ACTIONS REQUIRED: If you conduct scheduled and/or public charter flight operations under a Full Program under 49 CFR 1544.101(a) departing from any foreign location to the United States (including its territories and possessions), you must immediately implement all measures in this SD for each such flight.
1. BOARDING GATE
1. The aircraft operator or authorized air carrier representative must ensure all passengers are screened at the boarding gate during the boarding process using the following procedures. These procedures are in addition to the screening of all passengers at the screening checkpoint.
1. Perform thorough pat-down of all passengers at boarding gate prior to boarding, concentrating on upper legs and torso.
2. Physically inspect 100 percent of all passenger accessible property at the boarding gate prior to boarding, with focus on syringes being transported along with powders and/or liquids.
3. Ensure the liquids, aerosols, and gels restrictions are strictly adhered to in accordance with SD 1544-06-02E.
2. During the boarding process, the air carrier may exempt passengers who are Heads of State or Heads of Government from the measures outlined in Section I.A. of this SD, including the following who are traveling with the Head of State or Head of Government:
1. Spouse and children, or
2. One other individual (chosen by the Head of State or Head of Government)
3. For the purposes of Section I.B., the following definitions apply:
1. Head of State: An individual serving as the chief public representative of a monarchic or republican nation-state, federation, commonwealth, or any other political state (for example, King, Queen, and President).
2. Head of Government: The chief officer of the executive branch of a government presiding over a cabinet (for example, Prime Minister, Premier, President, and Monarch).
2. IN FLIGHT
1. During flight, the aircraft operator must ensure that the following procedures are followed:
1. Passengers must remain in seats beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
2. Passenger access to carry-on baggage is prohibited beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
3. Disable aircraft-integrated passenger communications systems and services (phone, internet access services, live television programming, global positioning systems) prior to boarding and during all phases of flight.
4. While over U.S. airspace, flight crew may not make any announcement to passengers concerning flight path or position over cities or landmarks.
5. Passengers may not have any blankets, pillows, or personal belongings on the lap beginning 1 hour prior to arrival at destination.
AIRCRAFT OPERATOR ACKNOWLEDGMENT: The aircraft operator must immediately provide written confirmation to its assigned PSI indicating receipt of this SD.
AIRCRAFT OPERATOR dissemination required: The aircraft operator must immediately pass the information and directives set forth in this SD to all stations affected, and provide written confirmation to its PSI, indicating that all stations affected have acknowledged receipt of the information and directives set forth in this SD. The aircraft operator must disseminate this information to its senior management personnel, ground security coordinators, and supervisory security personnel at all affected locations. All aircraft operator personnel implementing this SD must be briefed by the aircraft operator on its content and the restrictions governing dissemination. No other dissemination may be made without prior approval of the Assistant Secretary for the Transportation Security Administration. Unauthorized dissemination of this document or information contained herein is prohibited by 49 CFR Part 1520 (see 69 Fed. Reg. 28066 (May 18, 2004).
APPROVAL OF ALTERNATIVE MEASURES: With respect to the provisions of this SD, as stated in 49 CFR 1544.305(d), the aircraft operator may submit in writing to its PSI proposed alternative measures and the basis for submitting the alternative measures for approval by the Assistant Administrator for Transportation Sector Network Management. The aircraft operator must immediately notify its PSI whenever any procedure in this SD cannot be carried out by a government authority charged with performing security procedures.
FOR TSA ACTION ONLY: The TSA must issue this SD immediately to the corporate security element of all affected U.S. aircraft operators.
FOR STATE DEPARTMENT: Retransmittal to appropriate foreign posts is authorized. Post must refer to STATE 162917, 201826Z Sep 01, Subject: FAA Security Directives and Information Circulars: Definitions and Handling, for specific guidance and dissemination.
Gale Rossides
Acting Administrator
